Man comes home drunk and his wife is waiting for him at the door with a broom in her hand:
“You idiot! Are you going to drink, huh? Are you!!
“All right, all right! Calm down! If you insist – just bring me the bottle!”

Totally drunk man gets into a taxi:
“Home, please!”
“Could you be more specific, sir?”
“Err…the kitchen, please”