Young woman goes to see gynaecologist:
“Doctor, I’m 28 years old and have not grown hair in the intimate area.”
The doctor:
“Aha! … How often do you have sex?”
“Well … 15-20 times a week …”
” Then there is no cause for concern, you see … there is no grass growing on highways either …!”

Man went to a striptease club. Found an empty seat in the front row and sat. Behind him was sitting a big tough looking guy. The stripper started her routine on the pole. The guy behind got excited:
“Yeah, baby, just like that!”
Our man gave him the look and he stopped. The stripper was taking off her bra. The big guy again:
“Yeah! That’s it! Yeah!”
They all shushed him to shut up and kept watching intensely. Then the stripper was completely naked. They were all screaming with joy, just the big guy behind remained silent. Our man turned around and asked ironically:
“Aha! … Where is your enthusiasm now!?…”
“Ah! … somewhere on your back …”