“Doctor, my neighbors think I’m crazy, because I love sausages!”
“Nonsense! I also love sausages.”
“Then please, come home – I’ll show you my collection!”

Two mental patients looking at a skyscraper:
One of them:
“If you jump from the top, you will be falling for at least 5 days.”
“Will I die?” – Asked the other.
“Well, sure you will – That’s 5 days without food and water!”