Mom and kid sharks chasing a surfer.
Mom shark:
“Listen kid, first we do a big circle around him. Then a smaller circle. Finally we do even smaller circle around him, then we attack and eat him!”
The kid shark:
“But Mom …, why can’t we just attack and eat him?”
“Well, you want to eat sh** as well …?”

One morning a lion wakes up with the desire to demonstrate his superiority to the other animals. He approached a monkey and roared:
“Who is the most powerful beast in the jungle?”
“You, almighty” – trembled monkey. Then he went to see the boar:
“Who is the most powerful beast in the jungle?”
“You are, my master!” – answered the bore submissively. Finally lion met the elephant:
“Now … , you tell me – who is the most powerful beast in the jungle?”
The elephant grabbed him, slammed him three times against a tree, threw him to the ground and walked away.
“Okay, okay … no need to be so rude just because you don’t know the answer.”